Step 1: Take literally any creature
Step 2: Pump it chock full of steroids
What's on your mind?
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Step 1: Take literally any creature
Step 2: Pump it chock full of steroids
"And when camp cretaceous was coming out you see, they released these books. Their cover showed scenes from the upcoming season, we were all dying to see the next cover. Even though not one of us actually gave a damn about the books themselves, now dominion on the other hand..."
The funny enough they stole clips from Planet of Dinosaurs the 1977 film
So I decided to participate in Shake the Earth...
Brooklyn (Pink Hair)
Indominus rex (Red Eyes)
This girl (Pink Hair AND Red Eyes)
Recognise her?
I've devided to give the Therizinosaurus from Jurassic World: Dominion a name, I call him "Thero the Therizinosaurus".
Giganotosaurus: I'M HOPING DOWN THE KITCHEN! TINY GO ON NO KITCHEN! BLAZE THAT IS LONG, SHORTY GET MARRIED AND LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M HOPING DOWN, I'M LOOKING GOOD, DIAMONDS GET SOME WOOD! MAN YOU CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND I GOT MONEY IN THE HOOD!
Carnotaurus: BIG 13, PUSH IN THE STUFF AND THEN I GOT A POCKET FULL OF MONEY CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE CLUB AND THEN I GOT A BAG ON YO HEAD GOING "KOOS-KOSS". I KNEW IT WAS SOMETHING AND THEN THE STYLE I GO RABIES, THIS IS A MAN, GET UP TO THE SEALING, AND THEN I COME STRAIGHT FROM THE DINNER, PASS IN THE WATER PUT DEAD FOLK IN EM, IF YOUR TOUGH AROUND ME GET A BACKGROUND CHECK!
Who Wins?
We should really have a movie that takes place in Alaska and feature Alaskacephale and Nanuqsaurus and Pachyrhinosaurus and all those boys. It would be really cool to see them in the snow and because Alaska is a really beautiful place.
This is definitely not coming from a user who's from Alaska
Carnotarus: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Allosaurus: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWA O-N-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
The Allosarus picks up the Carno and slams him to the ground.*
Carnotarus: *Makes an excuse.* I'M SORRY, I WAS JUST PLAYING!
Allosaurus: Oh.
Carnotarus: Yeah.
Allosaurus: Okay. *Eyes get big.* WHAT?
Carnotarus: *Walks away.*
Allosaurus: *Normal expression.*
Blue: *Watching the whole thing.*
Spinosarus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Rexy: *Does a serious expression.*
I'm planning on doing the Atrociraptors. Here is the first I did.
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As you knew it was gonna be celebrated today! so happy 12 days of jurrasic.
Happy Jurassic. a
And all be well.